corrade-lsl-templates – Blame information for rev 8
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8 | office | 1 | A closed mouth gathers no feet. |
2 | A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. |
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3 | A king's castle is his home. |
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4 | A penny saved is ridiculous. |
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5 | All that glitters has a high refractive index. |
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6 | Ambition a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. |
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7 | Anarchy is better that no government at all. |
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8 | Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object. |
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9 | As you read the scroll, it vanishes... |
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10 | Automobile - A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people. |
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11 | Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue. |
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12 | Of the choice of two evils, I pick the one I've never tried before. |
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13 | Brain -- the apparatus with which we think that we think. |
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14 | BATCH - A group, kinda like a herd. |
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15 | Computer hackers do it all night long. |
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16 | Computer modelers simulate it first. |
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17 | Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit. |
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18 | Computer programmers know how to use their hardware. |
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19 | Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. |
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20 | Courage is your greatest present need. |
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21 | CLEARASOL - Effective sunspot remover. |
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22 | Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. |
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23 | Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'. |
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24 | Do something unusual today. Accomplish work on the computer. |
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25 | Documentation is like sex: When it's good, it's fantastic, when it's bad... |
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26 | Don't force it, get a larger hammer. |
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27 | Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon. |
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28 | Drive defensively -- buy a tank. |
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29 | Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail friends. |
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30 | Entropy isn't what it used to be. |
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31 | Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them use to reality. |
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32 | Familiarity breeds children. |
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33 | God didn't create the world in 7 days. He pulled an all-nighter on the 6th. |
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34 | Going the speed of light is bad for your age. |
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35 | GAY ABANDON - Homosexual repellent perfume. |
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36 | He who hesitates is sometimes saved. |
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37 | Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. |
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38 | Help support helpless victims of computer error. |
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39 | Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it. |
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40 | History does not repeat itself, -- historians merely repeat each other. |
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41 | I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did. |
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42 | If you don't change your direction, you may end up where you were headed. |
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43 | If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem! |
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44 | In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared minds. |
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45 | It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. Albert Einstein |
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46 | It works better if you plug it in. |
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47 | It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. |
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48 | Jury -- Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. |
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49 | KODACLONE - duplicating film. |
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50 | Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. |
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51 | Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else. |
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52 | Life's a bitch, then you die. |
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53 | Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves. |
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54 | Mediocrity thrives on standardization. |
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55 | MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team. |
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56 | Never lick a gift horse in the mouth. |
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57 | Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement. |
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58 | Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research. |
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59 | QUARKBAR - the candy with flavour and charm. |
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60 | QUASIMOTO - 4 wheeled hard-top moped made in France. |
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61 | Reality's the only obstacle to happiness. |
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62 | Screw up your life, you've screwed everything else up. |
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63 | Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will. |
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64 | Some grow with responsibility, others just swell. |
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65 | SQWERTY - Computer keyboard sized down for use by children. |
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66 | SYSTEM GOING DOWN AT 4:45 THIS AFTERNOON FOR DISK CRASHING. |
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67 | The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord. |
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68 | The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
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69 | The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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70 | The road to to success is always under construction. |
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71 | Those who can't write, write help files. |
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72 | To be, or not to be, those are the parameters. |
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73 | To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer. |
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74 | Today is the last day of your life so far. |
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75 | TRAPEZOID - A device for catching zoids. |
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76 | Wasting time is an important part of life. |
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77 | When all else fails, read the instructions. |
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78 | When in doubt, don't bother. |
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79 | Xerox does it again and again and again and... |
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80 | XMODEM - A spot-marking transfer protocol. |
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81 | YTERM - A terminal program for queries. |
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82 | When in doubt, ignore it. |
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83 | I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice. |